The Mundane Life of Trees

TheBeardedManAbides

Don’t let them fool you. Not for one minute.

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Because he can’t swim, Milton lives in constant fear of being pushed into the water by his buddies.
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It was during college that Carol’s political beliefs took a dramatic turn to the left.
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Donnie swore if one more person asked what was eating him, he was going to lose it.
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It’s getting harder and harder to find a straight tree around here anymore, thought Linda.
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Separated shortly after birth, Frank was still angry that Bob could grow branches and he couldn’t. To compensate, Frank constantly reminded himself that he was thinner than Bob.
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Jim was pleased that most of the other trees accepted the fact that he openly practiced his religious beliefs.
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Around 1 AM each night, the bears secretly played touch football. Fred didn’t dare object when they told him he was going to be the goal posts.
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Connie has been waiting 56 years for someone to hang a swing from her perfectly formed branch. She never said a word, but wondered what life would have been like if she had been raised in the suburbs.
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Irwin knew he wasn’t like the other trees.
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Sarah stayed green all year. She thought she was better than her neighbors, whom she considered flighty.
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‘At least I’m not Edgar’, thought Big Balls Billy.

 

 

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